thank u my adoring fans!

heyo! es nacho! kudos to everyone that is following me! i luv u guys! i really do! yes i do! yes i do! anychip, i totally luv how nacho has four followers! i just wish dat my friends would comment! i need 2 kno wat yall think of me blog! anychip, thnk 4 followin me and PLEASE comment!

nacho's new pet!!!

HEYO!!!!! its nacho! if your wodering why im so happy when i should be mourning over Mohito Frederico Mauricia Nacho Jr., its cause nacho has a new pet!!! yay! its a purple unicorn named Phoenix! i ride Phoenix in the sky and we look at constellations toghether! i got Phoenix at the pet store! he was $2! what a deal!

nacho's great loss.

heyo. its nacho. if your wondering why im so sad, its because my pet rock Mohito Frederico Mauricia Nacho Jr., just passed away today. i went to feed him his usual meal, gummy worms, and he wasnt breathing or running around like he used to. I took him to the vet, and they told me that i was crazy! i slapped them! i am very serious about my pet rock. so, dont insult him! so, anychip, he passed away today and i buried him in my backyard and had a funeral. i was crying. Mohito Frederico Mauricia Nacho Jr. will be in my heart and prayers forever. I will never forget u Mohito Frederico Mauricia Nacho Jr.!

dorito

Dorito is dead! he was one of my bff's... JK! he was like SO addicted to me! i think he wanted to date me (im so out of his league!) anychip... he's dead!!! yay! :)

TRUCE!!!!

heyo my friends! as yall may know, i have been fighting with one of my bff's tutifruiti for a long time. it has been very hard. but... fiddle dee dee! now we have a truce and we r now tighter than peanut butter and jelly on white bread! fiddle dee dee! :) now we r both happy and so.... ya.

gather round children, uncle nacho will tell u a story

heyyy! nacho here! this is an excerpt from my unpublished book "NachoThoughts". they apperently thought it was stupid when i sent it to the stupid publishers! no taste! Ok here goes, Once upon a time, there was i hottie named nacho cheesy chip. he was very unique. he had these certain thoughts he thought of vampire burritos, evil brumadian fire pigs, crazy zombie sponge bob, techno wizard, and epic leopard who fall down! he even had dreams bout these! THE END! u like?

gossip time with nacho, the cheese master!

heyyyy! nacho here! i was on my fave. gossip site, http://www.perezhilton.com/, and i have the juiciest gossip ever! did u hear about how Taylor Swift has been immortalized into a doll??? that is SO not cool with da nacho! why do i not have a doll of me yet??? waaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! i hate all those people who make dolls out of other peeps, but not me! i have my own blog for crying out loud! dont they read it?!?!?!? it is so easy to remember too! http://www.nachochipsblogthingy.blogspot.com/! i mean, hasnt everyone whos anyone ever been to this blog or at least heard of it! hate those peeps....

blue pee! ahhhh!

help! SOS! help! SOS! help! SOS! help! nacho is having a HU-UGE problem! i had to pee, so i did, and it was BLUE!!!! ahhhhhhhhhh! how the heck did my pee get blue?!?!?!? then i flushed, but it overflowed and nacho was covered in blue nacho pee! now my chip is all soggy. if any of my blog readers have a solution to this blue pee problem, please leave a comment telling me how to fix this catastrophe!

biccinni party with nacho!

heyyy! as yall SHOULD know, the nacho just LUVS to go to the bahamas and have a bikini party there! i always have parties there every year! so, if ur going to da bahamas and see me and girlfriends in our bikinis, or if were just hanging out, come join us! but remember, no 1 pieces or tankinis allowed! also, we always have hula lessons! when the wind is just right, grass skirts go flying everywhere! it SO sexy!

its better to give than to recieve. hahahhaha!

heyo! its nacho! and as yall may know, it is better to give than to recieve. hahahha! here is my christmas list!

1. new girlfriends

2. more cheese

3. more bling bling for the N-man!

4. new barbies

5. FOLLOWERS ON MY BLOG!

6. sondtrack from Lady Gaga

if yall see nacho around christmas, be sure to buy me one of these things! i will post more stuff i want soon! and remember, it is better to give that to recieve. hahahahahaha!

jokin' with the cheese master!

heyyy yall! nacho just heard the best joke ever! ok ok ok ready??? ok! ok! ok! ok! (audience: nacho tell ur freakin joke!) ok audience dont need to be so FIESTY for nacho! ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok! (audience: nacho were leaving if u dont tell ur joke!) sheesh audience! ok ok ok ill tell it to u! what do say to people who try to steal ur cheese? u say, hey dats nacho cheese!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! hilarious! what do u think of that audience? (audience: that sucked nacho! were leaving!) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! they secretly loved my joke!

burnin up for burritos!!!!

heyyyyyyyyyyy! nacho here! and i had the best dream ever in my nap! (dont tell anyone that i take naps!) anychip, nacho had a dream where there were all these burritos running around! they were stuffed with chicken and cheese and jalepinos! yum! then the burritos joined together into one monster burrito! then the big burrito had about 50 baby burritos! then they all joined together in another monster burrito! then they ate nacho! and i became a burrito too! then we were liked bffaeaeaeaeaeaeaeae (that means best friends for ever and ever and ever....) and we took over the city! we renamed it NachoWorld! it was perfect until i woke up. then i ate a burrito from taco bell.

rabid spanish cabbages!!!!!!!! :0

aaaaahhhhh! nacho had da worst dream ever! i was sleeping, and then in my dream, i was being chased by rabid spanish cabbages!!!! :0! it was so scary! then i woke up and told my girlfriends about it da next morning, and they said that i need counseling. they can be so funny! :) i know my girlfriends would never send the HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT and SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY nacho to counseling! im way to smart for them! now if youll excuse nacho, i have to stick my butt in a copy machine and press copy!!! pics of my butt for all!!!!!!!!!!!

BAKED BEANS!!!

heyyy! nacho is having da biggest craving for baked beans! i love how they give me gas!!! :) i also love eating them without cooking them! so crunchy!

da best dream ever!

heyo! once again its.... NACHO!!!! i thought ya'll might wanna know that i had da best dream last nite! i was a very powerful chip and i had my own planet! that's right! me own planet! i was called planet cheese! there was also these little dudes that came on my planet and wanted to take over but i squashed them!!!!!! i hope i have the same dream tonite!!

me first post!!!

yo yo yo!!!!!!! my name is nacho cheesy chip and dis is my blog!!! i will try to update whenever i can. however, i have so many dates, it may be hard to update this thing sometimes. i will try my best though! i know ur thinking, "nacho, how did u create such an AWESOME blog when your just a chip???" well my friends, it is a little difficult to type sometimes, but i am just SO brilliant, i can! my motto is, "if nacho dont wanna do it, then he dont have to do it!" u should live by those words every day!