cookies!

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! es NACHO! guess wat? nacho just started a new cookie diet 2day! da neighborhood bully binky, told me dat if nacho eats 85 boxes of cookies every day 4 3 weeks, dat nacho will lose 2 pounds! yay! (i need to lose weight!) my new gf is a chinese fish named india! india told me dat i looked like i had gained a few pounds! whatevs! ill b skinney and slender and even SEXIER in 3 weeks! :)

my latest boyfriends!

dis is my latest boyfriends! arent they HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT and SPICEY SPICEY SPICEY SPICEY SPICEY SPICEY SPICEY SPICEY SPICEY?!

famous nacho!

heyo! es nacho! as u may have noticed, nacho has added a youtube feature thingy at da bottom of my site. if u look up "nacho calliente", it will show my video dat my good friend hannah watched! my goldfish filmed it! nacho's a star now!

youtube

HEYO!!! es nacho! and i just wanted 2 tell my many fans, that i love u! and 2 prove it, i kno dat many of yall luv youtube, so nacho has added that thingymabobber 2 da bottom of his blog page! u can watch anything! but, if u look up Fred, it will make nacho feel so gr8! (a lot of peeps try 2 copy fred, so only watch the 1's made by him his username is Fred, and he is da real fred!) nacho guarentees dat u willl luv his movies! and remember, nacho <3's ya!

darts!

hola amigos! i just got a new gadget thing! play darts on da bottom of da screen! it fun! my high score is 3! BEAT THAT!!!

lizard lasagna! :)

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! its nacho! im bout 2 eat me dinner! u will NEVER in a million years guess wat im gonna eat! give up? u figured it out? oh fiddle sticks!! o i guess da title kinda gave it away. :( o well. if ur just plain stupid, its lizard lasagna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 of me fave. foods! yay! g2g! gonna go & eat now! if u ever want some lizard lasagna, just call nacho @... his cell #! ttyl! luv ya bunches!!! <3

DAISY!!!! WHO DA HECK R U?????

yo peeps! es ur bfflwecta (best friends for life who eat cheese together a lot!) ... NACHO!!!!! first, lets get down 2 buisness, i am sure 2 win, ur da saddest bunch i ever met and u all have no clue, how can i b a man with u? yal-- o! sorry! :D anychip, i need 2 kno who daisy is. i wuz checking my highly viewed nacho nacho nacho blog comments, when i c dis particular comment dat catches my eye. its from daisy, advertising her new "flirting blog"! i need 2 kno who da heck dis chine is! (if u want 2 kno wat chine means, ask my good friend hannah!) if u r daisy, tell my friends maria or hannah, & tell them 2 tell nacho. its ok. no need 2 b embaressed. its alright if u r daisy. i just would like to kno who dis is. i need 2 kno dats its not some lunatic who is currently trying 2 jack my site! just tell my bffl's & dont leave anymore comments, or nacho will have 2 remove them from his site! dat makes nacho VERY ANGRY!!!!!!!! & u do not wanna c nacho when he gets angry! so just tell me who u r, and STOP LEAVING COMMENTS ON A SITE DATS ALL ABOUT NACHO CHEESY CHIP & ONLY NACHO CHEESY CHIP!!!!!!!!! ok? so were good? if u dont turn urself in daisy, i will find u. and i can do dat....